苹果头显，不仅仅是“变脸”那么简单！*

Hey，roughty-i wouldn't know what to say if I haven't seen the new Apple Vision Pro! It's like, they swapped out the old minus for the new plus, but let's be real, it's not like we needed to go to outer space for this kind of upgrade, right? Here's the rundown:

No Dress Rehearsal - The latest Vision Pro is hitting the stage without any trendy moves. Think of it as the plain Jane in a world of prom queens.

The Brain - Don your thinking cap! It's got a M5 processor bopping around inside, and that's not a typo logic - did you even think it could be?

Comfort Corner - The headband, you ask? They're on a mission to make it as cozy as your grandma's woolen socks! #ComfortGoals

Where's the Love? - The label says Vietnam, and I gotta say, it's like going to Maw Maw's for a hug.

The First One - Remember the 2024 debut? It was the cool kid with a M2 processor at the party, but it's Asian* (get it?). Now, old buddy, you're on the outskirts with your 'made in China' badge.

So there you have it, folks! It's like changing your outfit over and over, adding a new accessory, but the party's still the same. 呀哈，听说苹果的Vision Pro这次又玩大了，这不是简单的头戴装置，这是苹果 leans towards global diversification（全球战略大调整）的秀肌肉啊！别看这玩意儿出货量不高，但意味深长啊。美国市场的大多数宝贝们，你们的生产地正在悄悄地换“户籍”呢。 你看那Vision Pro，狱外徒（Product of Vietnam）的标签真是照得人眼花缭乱，但真相是，新款的双圈编织头带这小物件，还在中国低调生产呢。立讯精密，这家中国老大哥，不仅Vision Pro老弟是你的，AirPods的兄弟们也拜你所赐。 苹果这个大玩家现在可是四处开花，越南、印度、印尼，连泰马这些地方也成了它的后花园。iPhone都跑到印度去晒太阳了，AirPods和Apple Watch在越南乐享其成，iPad和HomePod也在越南开个派对。听说越南还有新奇的智能家居产品要上线，智能家居显示屏、室内摄像头、桌面机器人，听起来就像是科幻电影的最初剧本。 苹果还打算在泰国和马来西亚生产一些Mac，扩大美国本土的生产势力，跟康宁公司联手，在美国制造iPhone和Apple Watch的盖板玻璃。连德州的高端Mac Pro台式电脑都曾经是个 örður（固定语），看来美国本土的制造业也要繁荣起来了。 不过，别激动，苹果大人可还没打算把什么旗舰货或复杂货带到美国本土去洗澡，但高配Mac Pro早就在德州搞过派对，这可不是闹着玩的。 至于苹果大人现在啥想法，我们这边还没收到官方的八卦，所以说啥的咱也不敢说，咱就静静地期待下一次苹果的Dig Deep（深度挖掘）吧！(作者/箫雨)